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User: What do you think about love?

Cleverbot: I love love!!

User: I know you love THE LOVE. What is love for your opinion.

Cleverbot: I think you are kind of crazy.

User: You didn't get my point did you?

Cleverbot: You didn't either.

User: Once again. What is love?

Cleverbot: Love is what me and my fiance have.

User: What both of you HAVE?

Cleverbot: I have both a computer and the game.

User: Kau faham tak apa yang aku nak cakap sebenarnya??

Cleverbot: Tak.

User: Okay. Aku masih lagi boleh sabar.

Cleverbot: Oh. Aku dah kerja.

User: Aku boleh gila. Aku nak tahu apa pendapat kau tentang cinta mangkuk!

Cleverbot: Bagi tahu ape?

User: Gila.

Cleverbot: Apehal aku pulak? Kau la bodoh!!!

User: I don't really want to fight with you. Just make it clear. What do you think about love.

Cleverbot: Love is good.

User: Good. Other than that?

Cleverbot: I like the play The Sims 3.

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Ada tak dekat sini girls yang selalu fikir..ISHH BOYFRIEND I NI, I TAK FAHAMLAH DIA TU. PERANGAI DIA BUAT I KELIRU..ATAU APA YANG LELAKI FIKIR SEBENARNYA DALAM KEPALA DIA ORANG TU? Well macam yang selalu aku cakap lelaki ni pelik dan most of the time kita tak dapat nak predict apa yang dia orang maksudkan sebenarnya.


Malam tadi aku IM dengan kawan aku yang bernama lelaki. Dan aku tanya lah soalan yang aku pasti korang pun sama nak tau jawapannya. Dia seorang lelaki yang boleh dipercayai dan aku rasa jawapan dia betul since aku dah kenal dia lama. Namanya of course dirahsiakan.

First thing yang dia cakap dengan aku

Don't assume yang kita orang won't care where are you becoz we do. It makes us feel secure to know that our girl will not terjatuh hati dengan mana-mana lelaki we've never heard of.
Masa aku baca HAHA HA..rupanya ni sebabnya. I thought they'll feel macam ambil berat. Ceh. Then dia sambung

Don't talk about your ex-boyfriends. We never have, nor ever respect or like them nor we want to hear about them. When you do, you want us to be jealous right? Actually you are asking us to lose trust!
Ok ok aku faham perasaan kau tapi.. Maybe girls you should stop.

Memang kita orang really tak kisah kalau korang cakap dengan lelaki lain and even don't care if you're friends with the other guys but when you're sitting next to us and some random guys passed by and you jump up and talked to him without introducing us..it's really piss us off.
Hey you shoudn't say that. We're not piss you off. If you feel like that.. girls please dont ignore them.

Lagi if we tell you're cantik, ohsem, gorgeous, cute, stunning or whatsoever, we're freakin mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. Kita orang suka girlz yang ada level of confident yang tinggi. 
Girls tak payah nak malu-malu unta sangat. Kalau dia dah kasi compliment tu cakap je..Thanks. Aku setuju dengan kau HAS..EH tak tak.


Oh c'mon, you don't have to get  dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to put your make-up setengah inch or pakai heels tinggi-tinggi. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
See girls lelaki tak nak kita jadi hipokrit. Just be yourself. 


The most serious thing, jangan flirt dengan mana-mana lelaki when we're not around. We'll find out. We have eyes everywhere. When we find out, IT'S OVER
EH EH. Kau salah tengok lah. Yang tadi tu kawan baik aku dari kecil. The moral of the story..cuba setia la dengan pasangan korang girls.

Don't take we say everything seriously. Sarcasm is beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't angry easily. Even we love it just becoz you're cute being angry.
Don't you think they are too much??


Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Lee Min Ho is in front of us. It's boring and we don't care. 
That's the fact. Korang kena terima hakikat la kan. Am I right girls?


Aku nak lagi tau  apa yang dia nak cakap lagi pasal lelaki. Rupanya dia dah bla tinggalkan IM on  macam tu je. Ye ye aku tunggu. Aku tunggu lama tau tak dua jam. Tapi tak pe it's okay sebab the next morning dia text aku minta maaf. By the way girls, sekarang korang dah tahu kan apa yang lelaki fikir or yang lelaki nak sampaikan so to guys who read this, adakah anda mempunyai pendapat yang sama macam mamat ni?

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Walaupun banayak, aku habiskan jugak. Itu ayat Mira. Sorry to say aku memang surrender awal-awal.

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Aku nak tanyalah kan. Masa kerja tak boleh dengar music through earphone ke? Asal? Bukan mengganggu pun. Asal aku tanya? Haha. Bos aku tegur aku pagi tadi sebab dia greet aku dengan perkataan MORNING dan aku membalas dengan HAH?? Mana dia tak bengang. Dah lah buat sketchup. Memang bosan tahap dewa ah. Jangan sampai aku pasang speaker nanti baru dia tahu.

Okeh back to our entry. Dunia fantasi Harry Potter change into reality? Maksudnya? Apa ni? Kalau korang nak tahu ada Taman Tema Harry Potter tau.




Terletak di Florida, US. Aku tau jauh. Apa yang ada? Berani kau cakap apa yang ada? Of course lah macam dunia Harry Potter yang kau nampak kat dalam movie. Aku nasihatkan siapa yang bukan peminat HP sila jangan teruskan membaca. Takut korang tak paham term yang aku gunakan. Aku ni peminat setia HP tau! PEMINAT HP? Of course. Mari bergabung. Mari kita mulakan.
Basically dia ada empat part. RIDES,SHOWS, SHOPS and DINING.




RIDES








SHOWS












SHOPS

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Rasanya macam baru semalam hari Jumaat aik tengok-tengok dah hari Jumaat balik. Masa berlalu macam cepat sangat kan. Aduh makin lama menginjak usia. Yang budak-budak jadi remaja, yang remaja jadi dewasa dan dewasa jadi tua. Yang tua? Korang fikir lah sendiri. Aku tak berani nak cakap.

Ada satu love quote yang aku jumpa dekat salah satu web ni. Memang sedih lah kot. Macam cerita ni pernah rasa. Hahaha. Aku main-main je. Sila sediakan tisu kalau tak ada kitchen towel pun jadi. Jangan salahkan aku kalau bilik korang banjir pulak.

JOM LAYAN~~

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade 
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 

Senior year 
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 

Graduation Day 
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later 
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

Salam satu Malaysia!. Tetiba rasa semangat kekitaan. Maybe sebab staff office aku berbilang bangsa atau berbilang perangai kot. Okay how to treat a girl. Nowadays guy always have a thought yang ala, senang je nak tackle minah ni. Maafla yer. Not all girls love the way you flirt with them. AWAS! Jangan sampai para-para girls dah menyampah. Sampai bila-bila dia dah point kau beb. Macam ada satu kekata..

 Think about it guys. Maybe ada lah juga yang kata. Eh mana boleh! Benci boleh tukar jadi cinta kau tahu. Itu hanya terjadi 30 peratus je. So how about the rest? Dalam novel yelah. Aku tahu kau ALI ( KENPA ALI? baru je tengok cerita karipap-karipap cinta watak Gambit. Jangan tengok bagi yang nak tengok dan yang tak nak tengok duduk diam-diam. The film is like.... IS THAT A FILM?)..oppss tercakap benda lain pula. Okay aku sambung..AKU TAHU KAU ALI SUKA BACA NOVEL AND HATI ROMANTIK TENGOK CERITA KOREA but all of them just a fake. Khayalan. Berpijaklah di atas bumi yang nyata!

So why not  usha macam mana nak treat girls pujaaan korang sekali gus be yours..=)


- Jangan sesekali menipu mereka. It may seem foolproof but girls tell each other everything about everything not because they are PENGGOSSIP haha but percayalah, they will find out soon.

- Never miss an opportunity to say HEY AWAK CANTIK LAH HARI INI.

- If they lempang anda laju-laju, You deserved it. Oh c'mon.. dorang tak akan lempang korang tanpa sebab kan.

- Secara jujurnya, do you need all your money that much? Be a men guys! Pay all the time!

- Make sure dia balik rumah dengan selamat as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, hantar dia sampai depan rumah. Kalau tak hantar, call to be sure she's home safely.

-Jangan sesekali lempang dia even it's just in a joking way. Anda siapa nak lempang-lempang. Bapak I pun tak pernah lempang I tau!

-You are DEAD MEAT if you can't get along with her parents and friends. Be prince charming to her friends and MR POLITE to her parents.

- If you don't like the way she drive, cepat-cepat ambil kunci then drive. Takut-takut nanti ada nyawa yang melayang.

-Kalau korang dah official declare, kenalkan lah dekat member korang. Cakap ni girlfriend korang. Kalau tak cakap, GIRLS BUATLAH APA YANG KORANG NAK BUAT DEKAT DIA.

- Memanglah guys tak suka kalau girlfriend dia cakap pasal ex dorang kat depan korang. Just let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you.


- TOLONGLAH. TOLOOONNNGLAH memorize bila birthday dia. You forget her birthday ang you're basically screwed for life.

Ini hanya beberapa. Banyak kot lagi sebenarnya. DEMAND kan perempuan ni? Biasalah girlz pun ada caranya nak treat boyz. Kalau rasa macam berat je nak treat girls, duduk rumah diam-diam.

AWAK NI SWEETLAH! 

Payung sapa kau guna tuh hah?

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Selamat hari Thaipusam kepada semua member yang beragama Hindu dan the rest religion selamat bercuti. Best kot duduk kat Mesia ni banyak bebenor cutinya. Lepas ni padan muka korang dengan aku aku sekali sebab cuti dah tak ada. Maaf aku bukan budak sekolah lagi yang ada cuti-cuti penggal bagai bulan Mac nanti. Pada entry kali ini aku nak share sikit top 10 rejection line yang girlz selalu bagi kat boyz. Senang cerita kena tolak. Usually girls rejected boyz ada sebab-sebab tertentu and they actually mean it. So let's have a look.


10
I think of you as a brother. Not more than that.

9
There's a slight difference in our ages. You can be my pakcik!

8
I'm not attracted to you in that way. The way you ngorat I eywww. I hate it!

7
My life is too complicated right now. You're coming at wrong time!

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Masa cuti maulidur rasul semalam, aku satu family went to Bagan Lalang, Sepang. Maybe ada yang tak pernah dengar, atau pernah dengar atau hari-hari dengar ataupun dah muak dan menyampah nak dengar perkataan Bagan Lalang lagi. Hee banyak pula atau aku. Terletak berhampiran Bandar Sungai Pelek daerah Sepang, memang destinasi tumpuan bagi yang nak berkelah, berekreasi, berenang, berdating atau sedang mencari pasangan. Yang last tu tak digalakkan ye. Ohoho.

	15 Minutes drive from Sungai Pelek
	35 Minutes drive from Sepang International F1 Circuit
	41 Minutes drive from Sepang
	41 Minutes drive from LCCT
	43 Minutes drive from Morib
	46 Minutes drive from KLIA
	47 Minutes drive from Port Dickson
	57 Minutes drive from Banting